Bf's home-made card is as big as me. Lol. Even though his mother said that it looks like a third-grader work, I love it.
He pasted random cut-ups on it, and one said: "Long-lasting relief for dry, chapped lips." I asked him what that was for because I didn't understand the implication. He said, "Because your lips are mad soft and you [say] sometimes mines are chapped, so when I kiss you, they're straight."