The Curse! - Pt. 2

DUH! It's the sequel to the part 1.

I swear to life that God, or whomever created human beings, made women to feel all the pain in the world. Yes, I'm officially bitching! Shit. Lol.

It's so much easier to be guy, well a good looking one. Be thankful you guys got penises because having a vagina is definitely more difficult.

Everybody knows when a girl gets her bitch week it means that an unused egg is released. I absolutely loathe it when girls say that they are repulsed by blood. Listen Bitch, your fuckin' pussy spews out blood monthly; the unfertilized egg, along side with the endometrium, flushes out of the vagina as the period, stupid cunt . . .

And for all the bitch-ass men boys out there who gets nauseated when women talk about their period, shut the fuck up because you came out of your momma's vagina (besides a cesarean section, of course), and that vagina was spittin' blood, too.

Anywho, as I was sayin', women are stronger than men in ways that men can never be.

I shall repeat that I am not a sexist, so don't talk shit.

Well, I don't understand why women are the ones who are victimized by sperm implantation. I mean like shit, why are females the ones to be impregnated? Lol. I know it sounds dumb, but guys have nothing in their body that would remind them that they're men, besides their ding-a-lings and all of that men genitalia shit. They don't worry about getting pregnant, nor having their period. They don't get cramps neither. They don't get shit. Some of them may have STDs, but they caused that hell to themselves, unless it was from birth, of course.

Men should be thankful that women are here on this Earth. If women did not exist, all the men would just be butt-fucking each other. I'm just sayin'. THEN, the humans will be extinct since there's no way for them to reproduce, unless some miraculous shit happens that men can give birth to another asshole like themselves.

No offense and no implications were applied . . .

Shop-aholics.

11/27

I usually don't post a series of things, but I couldn't think of a title that would put the three days together. So, I decided to seclude them from one another. =] AND, I really need to be more efficient with this updating-my-blog thing.

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Amy and I left my house around 4:30 am. We had about 2 to 3 hours of sleep. This is what happens when teenagers, with no jobs, get to go shopping. Lol. After the mall, we went to Target and bought matching Dirt Devil vacuums. HAHAHA. Go figure.

Most of the pics are in her camera.

She think she funny. It's Amy impersonating Asians. SMH.

Mommy and Daddy ended up purchasing this thingamajigs.

Turkey Day!

With no turkey... SMH...

11/26

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I have never had a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. I want some turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, gravy, green bean casserole, and more good stuff.

Yupp, Rock Band was pretty much the highlight of my Thanksgiving.

SEN10RS!

11/25

Yupp, it's game time!!!

POWDER PUFF!!!

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Just a little compilation of what had happened. =]

Chokehold.

I'm aggravated, either because I'm PMSing or disappointed. YEAH, I do get almost anything I want from anybody. I'm used to people catering to me, but I do cater to certain people. I'm not that big of a puta.

Enough about my selfish rubbish, and onto my inane bitching...

Well, I'm pissed off because some people just don't and/or can't understand shit. Some people need to open their eyes, minds, hearts, just something and grasp what the fuck is going on. I just want to choke some people until they're deprived of oxygen, shake them until something triggers their common sensical sense, and acknowledge the fact that I'm here. I'm not saying that I'm being neglected, nor ignored; I think importance is what's lacking.

I'm just biting my tongue and trying not to get mad, but I don't think I can ever get to that point though. Some neuron in my brain starts a mindset and leads me to obedience. It's funny how it only functions for a handful of people, and not including my parents.

Damn it. Just fuckin' listen and look what at you got.

I'm not a fuckin' charity case though.

You shouldn't pity me.

I'm just too nice, that's all.

Humans just need to be more appreciative.

Twilight Saga

I apologize for the M.I.A.-ness.

I've been busy and such.

Also, I tried doing VLOG 2,

but I still haven't edited them yet.

Lol. Yes, I'm perezosa.

Yeah, yeah. I bet that everybody is tired of hearing about Twilight saga movies, but I don't give a flying fuck. =]

My Bf is a fan of Twilight and he was excited to see New Moon, the sequel. He was planning to see it with his boys, but plan failed and I ended up being the victim. Lol. Joke. Uh . . . I watched the first one to get the gist of what the fuck was going on.

I'm not really into those fantasy-type books, so I never gave the Twilight series a chance. I could care less about vampires and wolves. Who the fuck do I look like? Van Helsing? Uh, I don't think so . . . Shit. Lol.

Yeahhh, and I never thought of me being a fan of the movie. I watched the film about 3 days ago. I must admit that it was pretty damn good. My crybaby-ass started tearing at some of the scenes. Lol. The film was fairly short; it was about an hour and a half. The whole plot was fairly good, but I don't think Kristen Stewart is the right actress for Isabella Swan.

At first, I couldn't understand if Bella was in love, mad, sad, or whatever else her face depicted. Then a couple of minutes later, and BAM! She was suddenly unconditionally loving Edward.

Onto the second movie . . .
NEW MOON!!!!! So, I ordered the tickets the night before for me and Bf. Half of the tickets were already sold out, so we got stuck with the 9:30pm one. We waited for about an hour or so in the 38-degree weather. It was brick cold. The movie people put the line outside because if they put everybody inside the theater it would've been a safety hazard, in my opinion.

Anywho, I thought it was worth it. The whole concept was great. but I really don't like Kristen Stewart for Bella. I mean like, look at Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner). I think they should be fighting over somebody who's hotter than her. Lol. No offense, but I don't find her remotely attractive. She reminds me of Timmy Turner from The Fairly Odd Parents. Did you see her buckteeth? Of course you did, her mouth is always open, even if she's not speaking. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against her. I just find her uncanny.

BELLA!

That libidinous whore. Haha. I kid. BUT, she shouldn't be playin' around with people's feelings like that. SMH at her for loving two people at the same time.

EDWARD!

Oh mann, I wish somebody can love me like he loves Bella. Lol. He's is way more . . . seductive than Jacob, wayyyy more. Something about Edward would just make any lady drop their panties.

JACOB!

Holy balls, this dude got jacked. About every girl screamed when he took off his shirt, excluding me, of course. I didn't want to be rude to the Bf. Lol. But damn, he is gorgeous. Too bad he's an idiot, or maybe, just a sucker for love. TELL ME WHY I'M OLDER THAN JACOB?! WHAT THEE FUCK?! He's still hot though. Lol.

Laurent, also known as Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole from House M. D. Random? Lol. I just wanted to point that out. Good acting skills. =]

Ultimately, I love this movie. =] It was a movie that covered all the genres: drama, action, comedy, romance and such. FYI, I cried to this one also. Lol. I'm a sucker for a good love story. I didn't want to say anything about the movie in depth. I don't want any fans to get mad at me. Lol.

Bonus:

Oh yeah, and I got another coche. =p

Thanks to Mamá y Papá. =]

R.I.P. to Baby Mazda. =/

"Free Hugs!?"

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We were bored, so Amy, Steven, and I went to the city. It was über fun. =p

NEWARK PENN STATION.

I look like I was born with a missing chromosome. HAHA.

He's scared of pictures. Lol.

NEW YORK CITY.

Ring Pop.

Uhm, Amy and I have MORE pics like these, but they are a little bit inappropriate. Lol. So, I took them down. . . I'm keepin' it PG-13. =p

Btw, we got tatted on the same day. HAHA. Coinkidink.

HAHAHA! Amy and I played dress-up with Steven. Shit was funny as hell. =p

Amy's pick: Where's Waldo Edition.

My pick: Fedora'd Skittle Edition.

"MMMMM, God bless America!!!"

Lol, Amy's idea. Don't ask.

"FREE HUGS!?"

It's funny how Amy thought about it a while back, and we saw these people. We got chased by some short, bearded guy who was asking for a hug. Uhm, that was a little bit too much. Lol.

Amy and I were just kidding about what we said. Lol. She wouldn't give him birthday sex, and I adore my boyfriend. =p