Sunday, November 22, 2009

Twilight Saga

I apologize for the M.I.A.-ness.
I've been busy and such.
Also, I tried doing VLOG 2,
but I still haven't edited them yet.
Lol. Yes, I'm perezosa.

Yeah, yeah. I bet that everybody is tired of hearing about Twilight saga movies, but I don't give a flying fuck. =]

My Bf is a fan of Twilight and he was excited to see New Moon, the sequel. He was planning to see it with his boys, but plan failed and I ended up being the victim. Lol. Joke. Uh . . . I watched the first one to get the gist of what the fuck was going on.

I'm not really into those fantasy-type books, so I never gave the Twilight series a chance. I could care less about vampires and wolves. Who the fuck do I look like? Van Helsing? Uh, I don't think so . . . Shit. Lol.

Yeahhh, and I never thought of me being a fan of the movie. I watched the film about 3 days ago. I must admit that it was pretty damn good. My crybaby-ass started tearing at some of the scenes. Lol. The film was fairly short; it was about an hour and a half. The whole plot was fairly good, but I don't think Kristen Stewart is the right actress for Isabella Swan.

At first, I couldn't understand if Bella was in love, mad, sad, or whatever else her face depicted. Then a couple of minutes later, and BAM! She was suddenly unconditionally loving Edward.

Onto the second movie . . .
NEW MOON!!!!! So, I ordered the tickets the night before for me and Bf. Half of the tickets were already sold out, so we got stuck with the 9:30pm one. We waited for about an hour or so in the 38-degree weather. It was brick cold. The movie people put the line outside because if they put everybody inside the theater it would've been a safety hazard, in my opinion.

Anywho, I thought it was worth it. The whole concept was great. but I really don't like Kristen Stewart for Bella. I mean like, look at Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner). I think they should be fighting over somebody who's hotter than her. Lol. No offense, but I don't find her remotely attractive. She reminds me of Timmy Turner from The Fairly Odd Parents. Did you see her buckteeth? Of course you did, her mouth is always open, even if she's not speaking. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against her. I just find her uncanny.
That libidinous whore. Haha. I kid. BUT, she shouldn't be playin' around with people's feelings like that. SMH at her for loving two people at the same time.
Oh mann, I wish somebody can love me like he loves Bella. Lol. He's is way more . . . seductive than Jacob, wayyyy more. Something about Edward would just make any lady drop their panties.
Holy balls, this dude got jacked. About every girl screamed when he took off his shirt, excluding me, of course. I didn't want to be rude to the Bf. Lol. But damn, he is gorgeous. Too bad he's an idiot, or maybe, just a sucker for love. TELL ME WHY I'M OLDER THAN JACOB?! WHAT THEE FUCK?! He's still hot though. Lol.
Laurent, also known as Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole from House M. D. Random? Lol. I just wanted to point that out. Good acting skills. =]
Ultimately, I love this movie. =] It was a movie that covered all the genres: drama, action, comedy, romance and such. FYI, I cried to this one also. Lol. I'm a sucker for a good love story. I didn't want to say anything about the movie in depth. I don't want any fans to get mad at me. Lol.

Oh yeah, and I got another coche. =p
Thanks to Mamá y Papá. =]
R.I.P. to Baby Mazda. =/


  1. I dunno if I'm going to go see New Moon but I remember in school the girls all agreed that Kristen Stewart is the wrong actress for Bella.

  2. I loovveedd this movie and I agree that Kristen Stewart was horrifically miscast smh

    GetPopped at

  3. If you haven't watched the first one, don't see it.
    If you did, then what are you waiting for? Lol.

    Yuppppp, shit. Anne Hathaway would've been better. =]

  4. shit, i'm not tired of hearing about it.
    can't wait to see it [no homo]
    the blog that no one knows about

  5. HAHA, yeahhh. Trust me, I know A LOT of dudes that love the saga.

  6. The books are a lot better.
    But that's how it is for the most part.

  7. Agreed. =] Even if the first part of Twilight put me drooling to my sleep. Lol.

  8. Kristen Stewart played a better part in Adventure Land. She acts better when she's high, or at least look high.

  9. Yea, Kirsten Stewart irks my nerves...I just dont think she can act...smh

  10. I don't know why they chose her.. There are so many better actresses out there. But, I think it's because Twilight was a semi-low budget film to begin with, and they can't replace her for the upcoming movies.


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