Saturday, June 20, 2009


- for better quality.

Last night was bizarre. I don't want to talk about the predicament that I was in, but later that night into the morning, an interesting topic popped up.

If you're thinking about my virginity story, you are so freaking wrong. HAHA.

Some lizard thing.
Some good shit.
(Too bad I don't smoke.)

When I do a post, most of the time,
it's in the chronological order of things that happened.

Just a little insight.

Anywho, we went to the homeboy's house. Everybody was drinkin' beer, as usual. When everybody was a little buzzed, the topic of sex just blurted out. Funny how it happens all the time.

I have respect for virgins, crazy respect. Believe it or not.. Ms. Miriam, over here, is still a virgin. Eighteen years strong. She's proud of it. Why wouldn't she be? That's fuckin' amazing. We were talkin' about it last night. Well, technically, this morning. Lol. The ratio of girls to guys was 5:3, just imagine how that was. HAHA. Only one guy favored into Miriam's virginity. I really don't know if drunk words are sober thoughts, but damn this girl was just speaking out the ass. HAHA. It was truthful though, that's why it was funny. I don't think she noticed how loquacious she was. She had experienced some things, just not the home run. She was explaining it in extreme, profound details. It was some funny shit.

We forced her to watch porn. Let me tell you, it was the funniest shit ever. She looked like a cat that was thrown into a swimming pool; she was petrified. Lol. Miriam's reaction from seeing pingas, tetas, and chochas was priceless, and was ridiculously funny. I should've taken a picture. I felt like she lost her virginity by just watching that. HAHA. The porn kind of sucked, though. It was an old flick. She needs to watch some Lacey Duvalle, Mika Tan, or even Pinky.

Anywho, she's willing to save her virginity up for somebody. I commend her for that. She wants a relationship with somebody who they can be the first of each other. HOW FUCKIN' AMAZING IS THAT? Where can you find people like that nowadays, though? Today's society is so corrupted with drugs, money, and sex. I know that it has been like that for ages, but this century is when, I think, it's in its climax. Damn. What has the world gotten into? I feel like many people are careless because almost anything can be taken care of. People depend on the riches and the technology that United States offer. Teenagers tend to become more liberal.

Te amo, mamita,
pero I'm not going to let you be a 40-year-old virgin.
I'm going to get you laid one way or another.

The fatass-ness of them. HAHA.
Miriam and Sarah eating my brother's ice cream cake at about 5:40 am.

By the way, HAPPY GRADUATION!!!!!!!!!
High school is finally over.
Have fun in college. =]
If you forget to hit me up,
I will get a palo and hit you with it.


  1. You can`t find anyone like her `cause you socialize with others who have already lost their virginity, I assume.

    There are still several individuals who are just like Miriam willing to wait for the perfect time. They`re probably just not as open to it `cause they overhear all their peers losing their viriginty so they don`t want to feel obliterated from them by being the only one persisting to be the virgin.

  2. This disappointed me, I came in with the hopes of hearing how YOU lost your virginity. =[

    Sad panda is sad =[

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  4. Well, in actuality, a lot of people lose their virginity during their teenage years.

    In my opinion, peer pressure is the primary cause of it.

    HAHAHHAHA, that's too personal.


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