Mikki vs Men

I think that men are mostly alike.
Yea, stop the bitchin', y'all the same one way or another.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a feminist, sexist, etc..

Anywho, I love the male species, it's just that it's hard to find a man that doesn't think about 'intimacy' 24/7, or just worry about the outer appearance. Most of the guys live, and dedicate their time to impress the opposite sex with looks. I know we girls love sexy guys, but damn, some guys work their butts off just to get an add on MySpace (yea, I said it). There is nothing wrong with that, but come on, girls are not that shallow to be attracted just by looks. I'm sorry, but I wouldn't talk to an airhead. You can be the best looking guy in the planet, but if you can't hold a conversation without mentioning the size of your 'pee-pee', I'm going to walk away and tell God that you are a waste of life.

Some of my stereotypes for the males:

1.) Wannabe-Rap-Artist
Recently, I've been meeting guys who are aspiring to be an artist; aspiring to be the next Jay-Z, the next Kanye West.. You get the point.
Honey, that is ONE in a MILLION chance. At least have a back up. You might be a one-hit-wonder like J-Kwon. Can anybody tell me where he is? Yea, I found him on Wikipedia, and he didn't even have a picture.

2.) Ganja Boy
Oh mann.. The typical weed boy. Yes, most of y'all got money. I bet you that in a week, all that gwap is going to be gone. Weed seems to be cheap, but put all that money together, and you'll probably be able to buy a car.
Here's an equation (generalization):

1 day (24 hours) = about 4 blunts = 2 grams = $40
1 day = $40
1 week = 7x40 = $280
1 month = 4x280 = $1 120
1 year = 12x1120 = $13 440 (That's a lot of money.)

In my opinion, money on weed, or just in drugs, is a waste.
You're probably too high to realize that though...

3.) The Dealer
It seems that you got it all. You got the nicest shit; nice clothes, nice cars, maybe even a nice house, and especially, the girls. Well, good luck when you get caught. All that shit is going to be gone in a blink of an eye. Next thing you'll be dealing with is somebody trying to shove something up your ass in prison. Get a real job...

"Don't get mad, I'm only being real..."
-Snoop Dogg (All About You)

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