I got called fat the other day. I know that I'm not Nicole-Richie skinny, but damn.
Apparently, I'm 10 pounds overweight for my height. SO, I always try to use the excuse that each boob weighs 5 pounds. LOL.
My mom has called me a whale before, oh yeah, and a pig. I don't know, but I think she has a thing for comparing me to animals. Haha. OUCH. Another instance was when my godfather walked into my abode, and the first few words that came out his mouth were: "Mikki, are you gaining weight?" Not even a hello.
I'm sorry, but I love food. I mean like, I don't eat fast food anyways. I eat healthy food, just an abundance of it. Haha. I also have a thing for chocolate; that brown, succulent, sweet, ambrosial, mouth-watering heaven on earth. YUMMMMMM.
My ultimate favorite!