Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Observe and Report x Fast and Furious 4

I didn't go to the premiere of any of these movies,
but they're still the same damn movie.
It wouldn't make much of a difference if I watched them today,
or a year from now.

Last night, I went to the movies with Christine and her cousins.
It was a Tuesday, and it was raining.
Free movies? Why not. =]

First movie, Observe and Report.
I mean like, if you enjoy it when people degrade police officers, then yea, it's a thumbs up!

Seth Rogen played a part of a semi-delusional mall cop, Ronnie. He was in love with Brandi, a pretty blond who wore tight outfits with 4 inch heels. Oh yea, she was also a whore. Haha. He needed to take meds to keep him away from insanity. He was special, REALLY SPECIAL.

Anywho, there was this pervert who flashed people with his disgusting, 'chode-ish' penis. Imagine that? At the mall, flashing people with his penis. Ronnie thought that he needed to protect Brandi from the perv. He went ballistic trying to solve the case. He went through odd consequences to achieve his goal.

Well, one of my favorite parts of the movie was when Ronnie and Brandi were having sex. Well, it was more like Ronnie just humping her. Brandi was puking and everything, and he was just riding her. (It was disgusting to the point that it was funny.) She looked like she was definitely unconscious, but when he stopped, she quickly said, "Why'd you stop, motherfucker?" It was nasty, but funny.

Out of all my favorites, my extreme favorite was when Ronnie and the perv had a chasing scene. OH MY GOSH! The perv's malformed body was just ridiculous. His nasty balls were just bouncing everywhere. I mean, EVERYWHERE! This lasted for a good 5-10 minutes. (Even though, it still couldn't beat Borat's chase scene with his uncle? I think that was his uncle. The fat man that was with him. Anywho, you know what I'm talking about. If you don't, then you're a loser. Haha. Joke.)

I never thought about watching this movie. I haven't watched any of the previous once, neither. Yes, pick up your jaws from awe. I haven't watched any.

Anywho, despite my thoughts and judgments about this movie, I watched it. It was actually pretty good. It made me want to see the other three that came out. Good story line and everything. I love looking at the cars. Even though half of the stuff was unbelievable, it was good watching something that made my brain float away from reality.

One thing that caught my attention was that Asians looked weird in the movie. I don't know if it was weird bad or weird good. Maybe because I don't see a lot of Asians in movies? Well, besides Lucy Lui. (She's fucking hot.)

Also, it was funny how this movie made Mexicans look bad.

All in all, I recommend both of the movies. =]


  1. lol. good times... and yea, same w/ me and Fast & Furious! Now i wanna see the others too... lol...
    but yea, why din't you talk about your night after the movies and what you did, huh?! lmao
    anywho, nice blogg...

  2. Haha.
    I'm saving it for some other time. =P

  3. Fast & Furious...loved it :)
    Michelle Rodriquez...*drool*


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